Posted by: aphonemommy on: September 7, 2010
Imagine Mommy Ivy’s surprise when little Julia showed up in her big girl panties all filled with her own little poopie! Well I am not really that surprised. I mean Julia is, after all, just a little baby girl. She’ll never ever really grow out of her diapers. I don’t know why I even waste my time and money.
As she crawls across the floor wearing those saggy, stinky big girl panties I just have to remind her of my disappointment. I mean I do my best and all I get in return is a little dirty girl who just wants to poop herself and wear diapers. I guess I have always kinda wanted a baby forever. Too bad my own little dirty girl will never be the raving beauty that her mother is.
So she’ll leave those nasty little stinky panties in the potty and we’ll diaper her up nicely while she sucks on her binky. No, the panties will stay in the potty as a reminder since she won’t need to use the big girl potty anyway. Diapers are her sentence for being nothing but little Julia Stinky Pants for Mommy Ivy.
Kisses,
Ivy
