Posted by: aphonemommy on: December 2, 2010
Jury duty From the bench I see the perversion under the fly of Juror number 3. I get so hot at the prospect of him stuffing his britches that I call him into my chambers for a little inquisition. I mean, why not? He is serving his civic duty and I want to make sure [...]
Posted by: aphonemommy on: October 24, 2010
Another Whiny Baby Gets the full on diaper treatment I can’t believe DW bitched about his chores. Here I am 3 mos pregnant and he can’t even do the damn laundry! How dare he complain! I am the one who has to work so hard around here and I am tired now that the baby [...]
Posted by: aphonemommy on: October 6, 2010
The Baby Panty Pirate My sweet Baby D. I know how much you love getting Mommy off with your dirty little baby talk and your obsession with drinking the milk from my sexy mammaries. We had such a hot call last night, didn’t we? Of course, you just can’t keep out of Mommy’s dirty clothes [...]
Posted by: aphonemommy on: July 2, 2010
Baby B just didn’t know what to think. I mean, he hadn’t been to the movies in 8 years and I just couldn’t resist taking my Baby to the movies for the first time in so long. The local theater was playing the Tim Burton version of Alice in Wonderland. I bought the perfect costume [...]
Posted by: aphonemommy on: June 16, 2010
I have been a most naughty Nanny lately. I have been far to busy to write and yet I do feel guilty. I have some of the sweetest, filthy little brats and misbehaved little naves to write about too. Ones like DW—yes you know who you are! My little baby who loves his breast milk [...]
Posted by: aphonemommy on: February 5, 2010
Bobby’s Mommy I just have to say I love being Bobby’s Mommy. Sweet little Bobby always wakes Mommy up when he’s wearing a wet diaper. Even though Mommy is still very sleepy, she has to get up to take care of her very dirty little baby boy so he doesn’t develop a nasty diaper rash. [...]
Posted by: aphonemommy on: January 28, 2010
Yay – my baby boy JM called me today and we finally got to spend some quality time together. We always have the best time together. I have taught JM so much and he is so willing to learn and be a good boy I love taking care of my sweet lil’ baby boy. [...]
Posted by: aphonemommy on: January 26, 2010
Wow. we have had such a busy Monday with some wonderful abies today. We truly appreciate the hours of calls that our newest naughty boy did tonight with Mommy and Nanny Ivy. They look forward to speaking to you again DM – and check back because they are going to blog about how much they [...]
Posted by: aphonemommy on: December 13, 2009
Hi all of you naughty boys! I am the new mommy on the block and I’m sure to be every thing that you have ever wanted and needed in a mommy and more. I am a lifestyle mommy who has over a decade of experience with adult babies and diaper lovers. I dabble in every [...]
